fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

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When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
Unknown (via enjoui)

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Psa for dudes on online etiquette.

coarseheart:

If she’s not messaging you back, shes sending you a message.

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(Source: nottlikethis)

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silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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theconcealedweapon:

Youth: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. You’re too young to know that. You’re just going through a phase.

Adult: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. If you were, you would have known a long time ago.

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dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

she has three sisters you fuckin casual

dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

she has three sisters you fuckin casual

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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ancient-norse-pancakes:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

i don’t think i’m as freaked out by the dark anymore

(Source: lupercos)

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chrisiscrazy:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

"WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL."

NOW OVER TO KAREN WITH THE ECONOMIC FORECAST

"IT SEEMS THAT MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES"

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To share your weakness is to make yourself vulnerable; to make yourself vulnerable is to show your strength.
Criss Jami (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

puffvianpigfarts:

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

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